Posted By Taylor @ 6:34 PM
Sorry Guys. April Fool’s.
You almost gave me a heart attack!
I legit almost had a heart attack. And then I said, “but how would they be The Brooklyn Kitchen in Queens?” Good one.
You totally snared me, down to the picture (where is it now???) of the strip mall. Howling (because, phew, you are not moving!) April 1. Forgot all about it.
Very clever. I was prepping for a run on chops and house-cured bacon.
Dear Baby Jesus,
Please let it be an April fools joke that the Meat hook is moving to Queens. Tear, sniffle, sniffle…
Hysterical. I thought you guys had lost your minds! Whew.
Oh thank god this is a joke…George & I could NOT believe you’d do something as horrible as leave Brooklyn!
You should have said Staten Island.
But seriously, it took me a few panic-inducing minutes.
God forbid, you should do something so UNBELIEVABLE as move to Queens! The horror. How could anyone dream of moving to Queens?? Brooklyn snobbery at its finest.
HILARIOUS!! Imagine moving to Ridgewood, QUEENS!?! GROSS!
Glad you’re staying in Brooklyn, Douchebags.
For those of you who prefer their meat w/ less pretension I suggest checking out:
-Morsher’s Pork Store, Ridgewood
-Zum Stammtisch pork store, Glendale
-Ottomanelli & Sons Prime Meat Shop & Wild Game, Woodside
Ridgewood homeowner & Queens native
these places are all great, I also like Ridgewood Pork Store and think herve is doing great things. I meant no slight to Ridgewood, I probably picked it because so many of my daughter’s friends are moving out there.
It was a joke, and possibly a bad one. Sorry if it offended.
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