Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your dinner companion's delicious dumplings? The metal Freeloader Fork looks like a normal fork, but it telescopically extends to a length of 21" (53.3 cm)

This saucy Pirate Apron will have you plundering the pantry and swabbing the kitchen counters in no time. Each 100% cotton apron perfectly combines the frilliness of a french maid with the frightfulness of the Jolly Roger.

23-in. x 28-in. (58.4 cm x 71.1 cm)

These knife cutouts are real-deal leftovers from the stamping process at Lamsonsharp! The knife shapes are cut out like cookies, then sharpened and be-handled. These cutout sheets look super-fine in your kitchen, but can be used anywhere you want a little industrial-chic. We even embedded some into our stairs!

This one had curved slicers cut out of it.

Dimensions: 15-in. x 48-in.

These knife cutouts are real-deal leftovers from the stamping process at Lamsonsharp! The knife shapes are cut out like cookies, then sharpened and be-handled. These cutout sheets look super-fine in your kitchen, but can be used anywhere you want a little industrial-chic. We even embedded some into our stairs!

This one had boning knives cut out of it.

Dimensions: 15-in. x 48-in.

These knife cutouts are real-deal leftovers from the stamping process at Lamsonsharp! The knife shapes are cut out like cookies, then sharpened and be-handled. These cutout sheets look super-fine in your kitchen, but can be used anywhere you want a little industrial-chic. We even embedded some into our stairs!

This one had large santokus cut out of it.

Dimensions: 15-in. x 48-in.

These knife cutouts are real-deal leftovers from the stamping process at Lamsonsharp! The knife shapes are cut out like cookies, then sharpened and be-handled. These cutout sheets look super-fine in your kitchen, but can be used anywhere you want a little industrial-chic. We even embedded some into our stairs!

This one had chef's knives cut out, with a few spatula on one end.

Dimensions: 15-in. x 48-in.

These knife cutouts are real-deal leftovers from the stamping process at Lamsonsharp! The knife shapes are cut out like cookies, then sharpened and be-handled. These cutout sheets look super-fine in your kitchen, but can be used anywhere you want a little industrial-chic. We even embedded some into our stairs!

This one had scimitar-shaped knives cut out of it.

Dimensions: 15-in. x 48-in.

These knife cutouts are real-deal leftovers from the stamping process at Lamsonsharp! The knife shapes are cut out like cookies, then sharpened and be-handled. These cutout sheets look super-fine in your kitchen, but can be used anywhere you want a little industrial-chic. We even embedded some into our stairs!

This one had slicers cut out of it.

Dimensions: 15-in. x 48-in.

These knife cutouts are real-deal leftovers from the stamping process at Lamsonsharp! The knife shapes are cut out like cookies, then sharpened and be-handled. These cutout sheets look super-fine in your kitchen, but can be used anywhere you want a little industrial-chic. We even embedded some into our stairs!

This one had small chef's knives cut out of it.

Dimensions: 15-in. x 48-in.

These knife cutouts are real-deal leftovers from the stamping process at Lamsonsharp! The knife shapes are cut out like cookies, then sharpened and be-handled. These cutout sheets look super-fine in your kitchen, but can be used anywhere you want a little industrial-chic. We even embedded some into our stairs!

This one had small santokus cut out of it.

Dimensions: 15-in. x 48-in.

These knife cutouts are real-deal leftovers from the stamping process at Lamsonsharp! The knife shapes are cut out like cookies, then sharpened and be-handled. These cutout sheets look super-fine in your kitchen, but can be used anywhere you want a little industrial-chic. We even embedded some into our stairs!

This one had small scimitar-shaped knives cut out of it.

Dimensions: 15-in. x 48-in.

These knife cutouts are real-deal leftovers from the stamping process at Lamsonsharp! The knife shapes are cut out like cookies, then sharpened and be-handled. These cutout sheets look super-fine in your kitchen, but can be used anywhere you want a little industrial-chic. We even embedded some into our stairs!

This one had small slicers cut out of it.

Dimensions: 15-in. x 48-in.